May 2010
7 posts
Scars are beautiful
I think scars are amazingly beautiful. It doesn’t matter what they’re from, what they look like. whether its from a cut, a burn, a surgery or a trauma, they are all beautiful. It doesn’t matter if it’s from a paper cut, a food prep accident, a car crash. They make you unique and they tell your stories. Enjoy them, embrace them, and remember how you got them.
who on earth...
who on earth decided that hair removal was better than leaving it there, and why is this more so for the female sex. Why do we have to shave our legs and armpits and bikini zones? Why is it seen as more beautiful and feminine? Who decided this? I understand that it feels nice when someone is rubbing your leg, but how did this come about and why in such an unfair way? While I understand that men...
Here we go again
Okay, so it’s may 8th and it’s snowing in Northern Michigan which really isn’t that rare, but kind of funny since we had such a mild winter and really early spring which has now turned cold.
I have a lot of things changing in my life in the next few months that I’m very excited about and I’m now planning (once again) to go though my life experiences with tumbler in...
January 2010
3 posts
Conan O'Brien is one sexy ginger.
(via havent-got-a-prayer)
I hate community college
Fucking Bitches. None of them are nice, they are all rude. Not one part of my experience over the past week and a half was even remotely hepful. All I needed to do was sign up for one class to fulfill pre-reqs and for some odd reason this is an impossible task. Grr, now my summer is going to be completely crazy!
July 2009
1 post
June 2009
1 post
“Know the trees because the dirt is temporary”
– TVOTR
new computer
Somehow I keep zooming in when i’m trying to use my touch pad on my laptop and I have no idea why it happens! Arg, I really need to take ten minutes to figure all of the settings out on this thing.
May 2009
13 posts
Questions I find annoying and impossible to answer
In conversations with people when they find out I’m a twin:
Them: “Oh is it a brother or a sister?”
Me: “I have a brother, his name is Gavin”
Them: “Are you identical?”
My possible answers to this are:
1) No
2) Think about that
3) pretend that I don’t hear the question right and ask them again, just to make sure they are being that stupid.
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Elizabeth Adeney, 66, Will be Oldest Women to Give... →
withinluwithoutlu:
elainethehorsegurl:
why would you want to be having babies at 66?
CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m assuming the babies just fall out of the womb at that lady’s age.
That poor child, it will be lucky if it even survives. Once you reach 30 your chance of having a baby with downs syndrome skyrockets and continues to go up as you get older.
WatchThis is also absolutely fabulous
thanks friends
I have a few friends I have that when ever I talk to them they tell me that I’m pretty and for some odd reason I believe them everytime, but when my boyfriend or best friend or family says it, i think they’re lying or biased or something. Very strange
It's been a while...new computer
So after finals, graduation and a wekk or so without a computer, I am finally back to tumblr. I’ve really missed all of the people that I follow, but I’ve decided taht what I’ve missed will take me thousands of hours to catch up on, so I’m going to start fresh from here. I look forward to seeing where all of you are now and what the future brings. Get readyfor some tumblin!
April 2009
13 posts
Florida's New Jesus Christ License Plate [PIC] →
(via amymh)
“Doggies are cute…unless Patrick is a real person…”
– Karl
“I am a she-male”
– Karl
Oh yeah
AND THERE IS SNOW!!!!!! It’s pissing me off! NMU is the only school in the entire area that still had school today. All of the elementary, middle and high schools are close in all of the area towns! Bullshit!
It's been a while
So I havne’t been on here in forever and it’s really crazy. I’ve been soooo busy with work and school I haven’t had any time. I miss you guys a lot and I’m really looking forward to next week when I can get my head back in the tumblr game. I’m also hoping that I will have my camera charger back and I can start taking pictures again. YAY!!!
Keep posting,...
My neuroscience prof is striaght up crazy as an old person with dementia
“This tornado loves you, what will make you believe me?”
– Neko Case
lost and gone
I haven’t been around in the past week due to a severe cold and being at a conference for school. This is saddening to me because I am WAY behind in the people I follow and I feel like I’ve missed out on quite a bit, especially since I don’t have much time in the next week to catch up. This is also sad to me because when I really think about reality, not many of you follow me and...
I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of... →
devincastro:
Click for an entire list of Harry Potter-related pickup lines! So hilarious! I just know my friends and I will be using some of these at the Half-Blood Prince premiere..
March 2009
49 posts
“It is not birth, marriage, or death, but gastrulation, which is truly the most...”
– Lewis Wolpert (1986)
These beautiful curves of yours, these straight lines that keep you going, these sharp points you have here and there. They are all beautiful. The deligh my eyes. Reading them slowly and carefully delight my soul. Soetimes they are sad, sometimes they are over-joyed, sometimes elegent and sometimes they are just a mess, but they are always beautiful. All of the lines that put you together, they...
“Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!!!”
I like the fact that my names all have seven...
Mallory Hallett Mahoney
damn the fucking man
Last year I had to get an old computer because they ran out of new ones. This year, my last year, I get a new one (you never have a computer that is more than two years old) and now that it comes time for me to graduate and purchase a computer I can’t buy this one. The one that has all of my stuff on it. My life. I can’t fucking buy the computer I’ve been using for the past year,...
“You taste like hamburgers. I don’t like you anymore.”
– Paul Rudd, Wet Hot American Summer (via thefondest) (via paulrudd)
My ex-boyfriend/friend and I used to say this to each other all of the time!!! My favorite line in the whole movie
“remember we used to dance, and everyone wanted to be, you and me, I want to be...”
Mind Trick? →
cybergrind:
heyheylookatmypenis:
frank-wut:
ratatat:
eagle4:
justbesplendid:
Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. This is soooo true..
Huh? How is that particular thing related to it? I guess I’m part of the 2%.
I could only think of kangkong. Hahahaha.
Shit, 98%
the first thing that popped into my head was VEGETABLE and then i completely blanked on...